Music fades in: Boyz 2 Men, “We’ve come to the end of the road, still i can’t let go…”
Scene begin in the middle of an argument between a guy and a human dressed as a bottle of alcohol.
Guy: Look, you gotta give me some space. I feel trapped here. You’re smothering me.
Alcohol: Hey, I love you! You mean everything to me. Why don’t you wanna be with me.
Guy: Damn it! You’re no good for me. You play these crackhead games and Im sick of it. Just get out of here.
Alcohol: Im not going anywhere! You’re gonna love me!
Guy: For real!? Listen, back up! You don’t run my life. This issshh is crazy! There are so many things that I wanted to do, but all my time, attention and energy has been focused on you.
Alcohol: You say it like its a bad thing.
Guy: You don’t really care about me at all. You wanna choke my dreams and replace yourself with every desire of my heart!!! I see who you are! I see whats going on. I don’t give a flip what you think or want. I gotta put me first.
Alcohol: Give me your heart. Give me your pain. Give me your stress from the day. I will deal with it.
Guy: You are a liar! You are going in the friend zone.
Guy leaves and spends the evening working on a business plan. He meets alcohol down the road and they talk again.
Guy: Hey Alcohol
Alcohol: Hey Guy
Guy: How are you?
Alcohol: Im cool. You cool?
Alcohol: Cool. Yeah, you were right about earlier. I didnt think that you’d put in my place, but you did. Thats cool. I gotta respect your decision.
Guy: Hey thats cool. Ok, since we’re here for the wedding, wanna dance?
Alcohol: Yeah, let’s shake a leg!
Scene fades into black with some song playing